Behold a tropical flavorstorm. The flavor in this bottle is so big and authentic, it almost tastes as perfect as what an empty hammock between two palms looks like. It’s as if the one gram of sugar is as sweet as a hidden Hawaiian white sand beach. It’s nearly like the five calories carry the same beauty as a waterfall in the rainforest. In short, this bottle is paradise itself. Without getting leid.

ORIGIN: Princeton, NJ, USA